Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Old School

For all the Old School Jazz Fans:

Basketball is here again
it's time for Utah Jazz to win

Karl Malone slam dunks
to keep away the other punks

And we thought that Karl Malone
had a broken ankle bone

But we heard it was just a sprain
still it was giving him a lot of pain

Now he's back with the team
making all the others scream

Darrell Griffeth is cool too
because he wears the Nike shoe

Bobby Hansen's hair flies
while he runs past the other guys

Thurl Bailey is an awesome man
making all the baskets he can

Mark Eaton is so tall
that's why he always rebounds the ball

John Stockton is not a shame
because he likes to play the game

Erik Leckner is my man
because he is a big jazz fan

Jose Ortiz is on the run
because he likes to have some fun

Jimmy Les isnt lazy
at the games he plays like crazy

Now I like Mark Iavaroni
he eats Bologna and kraft macaroni

Mike Brown is real cool
he wont put up with any bull

Jim Farmer's a good player
when he retires he'll be our mayor

Jerry Sloan's as loud as the crowd
when they win he's real proud

Now let me make this very clear
Frank Layden will end his career.
He retired just last year
so he could drink a little beer.

Lindsey, age 10
(please don't copy with out permission)- yes it's that good! (JK)

4 comments:

Lindsey said...

That is so awesome! You are good! That is so cute you were ten! I totally remember when we met you loved the Jazz! I hope they win number 13 tonight!
It's so fun now that Easton is starting to get old enough to be a fan! He loves when they win!

GO JAZZ!!!

Shelby said...

Linds I was wondering when this poem would resurface again... I remember when you wrote this you would read this all the time... and I remember that big stand up you had of Karl Malone...

Lindsey said...

Oh that was a bummer last night when they lost! We really want them to go far this year!

Doney Days said...

Hilarious! You should have totally entered this into a Reflections contest fot school! :)